Toasts to Life
To life-a fatal, hereditary disease
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those you hold well
"May you live all the days of your life." -Jonathan Swift
Let us wipe out the past, trust in the future, and rejoice in the glorious Now.
"Life is a jest, and all things show it
I thought so once, but now I know it." -John Gay
Every day should be passed as though it were our last
Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die. –Isaiah
Here's to love, life, and liberty: Love pure, Life long, Liberty boundless
To life. The first half is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children
Toasts to a Long Life
May the Lord love us but not call us too soon
May you enter heaven late
Long life to you and may you die in your bed.
May you live to be a hundred-and decide the rest for yourself
May you die in bed at age ninety-five shot by the jealous husband of a teenage wife
Till a hundred and twenty

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]
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