Here's to short shoes and long corns for our enemies.

May a band of gypsies camp in your belly and train bears to dance on your liver.

May the devil cut the toes off all our foes, that we may know them by their limping.

May the devil make a ladder of your backbone while he is picking apples in the garden of hell.

May you turn into a sparrow and owe your existence to the droppings of a horse.

May all your teeth fall out - but one should remain for a toothache.

resting knife and fork etiquette

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]

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