Diet Toasts
To the king of mind over platter.
Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we shall die. –Isaiah 22:13
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.
To the man whose closest contact with a diet is wishful shrinking.
Here's to us, my good, fat friends,
To bless the things we eat;
For it has been full many a year,
Since we have seen our feet.

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]
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