To the professor-a woman who talks in her students' sleep.
To my professor-a textbook wired for sound.
To our professor-a person whose job it was to tell us how to solve the problems of life which he himself had avoided by becoming a professor.
To our professor: Addition to your friends, Subtraction from wants, Multiplication of your blessings, Division among your foes.
"Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain With grammar and nonsense and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius a better discerning." -Oliver Goldsmith
Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]Read More