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Diet Toasts

To the king of mind over platter.

Let us eat and drink: for tomorrow we shall die. –Isaiah 22:13

Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we diet.

To the man whose closest contact with a diet is wishful shrinking.

Here's to us, my good, fat friends,
To bless the things we eat;
For it has been full many a year,
Since we have seen our feet.