To alimony-the high cost of loving.
To alimony-man's best proof that you have to pay for your mistakes.
To divorce-the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Here's to the divorcee with balls--she believes alimony should be a guaranteed annual wage.
Tis better to have loved and lost
Than to marry and be bossed.
To Zsa Zsa Gabor, who said, "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamond back."
Here's to the high rate of divorce, which Morton Hunt said "reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination of people not to live without it."
Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]Read More