Home Toasts

May your fire be as warm as the weather is cold.

May your well never run dry.

To home-where we always find warm words on a cold day.

To home-the place where we receive the best treatment and which we appreciate the least.

God bless this mess.

God bless our mortgaged home.

Here's to our town-a place where people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.

"The ornament of a house is the guests who frequent it." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

To the pleasures of home: a good book, a bright light, and an easy chair.

To home-the place where you're treated best and grumble most.

To home--the father's kingdom; the child's paradise; the mother's world.

In the words of the old song, "Oh my! I'm too young to die, I wanna go home!"

To our friendly, cozy little burg, where no one can sing "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen."

-"May the weather be perfect, the exchange rate in your favor, and the places you visit enrich you with memories forevermore." ~ "Not traveling is like living in the Library of Congress but never taking out more than one or two books."

resting knife and fork etiquette

Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]

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