Toasts to Bosses
To our boss - the star to which we have all hitched our wagon.
Here's to the man who signs our paychecks - may he never hear what we say about him.
To the boss - the person who's early when you're late, and late when you're early.
May we never flatter our superiors or insult our inferiors.
Here's to bosses and diapers - both are always on your ass and usually full of shit.
Here's to our boss. When he tells you not to worry - start worrying.
Our resting utensils etiquette section covers the rules (american and continental) for resting your utensils when taking a break from eating, when you are finished eating, and when you are passing food [...]Read More